Trippinvignettes - Number 4

In which ‘The Quintessential Whinging Mature-Aged Tour Group Participant’ relates, with childlike melodrama, his disgust at spending too long at an idyllic natural waterhole fed by geothermal underground springs. This was the first thing he said after looking around for ten seconds, and I thought his tour guide did a very good job of not slapping him and sending him to sit in the car while everyone else enjoyed themselves.

‘We’re not going to stay here for TWO HOURS are we?’

Ojo del Agua, Isla Ometepe, Nicaragua.